Why can't I wear a hat on my Ask Ubuntu Meta Account?

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  • Meta hates hats. – Seth Dec 17 '13 at 18:15
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    Meta is serious business, and you do not joke about serious things. Hats are a joke. – Alvar Dec 17 '13 at 18:22
  • Meta needs hats. Its so drab and gray around here. – RPiAwesomeness Dec 17 '13 at 18:25
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    @Alvar Meta is not only for things that are serious. Actually, if any goofing off happens on any site, it would be in meta. – Seth Dec 18 '13 at 4:09

Because hats eat babies, and Meta is where the baby Ask Ubuntu's are born and raised.

Just for your sake however, I have retained a picture of a hatted Moderator, for your research. Do not attempt to find this creature as it will eat all of the babies in Meta and Ask Ubuntu will die.

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Tip: Mouse over the quote. But keep your seat belt on.

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  • GAH! [redacted] has gone to the dark side! – RPiAwesomeness Dec 18 '13 at 15:59
  • No giveaways :D – RolandiXor Dec 18 '13 at 15:59

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