Why can't I wear a hat on my Ask Ubuntu Meta Account?

  • Meta hates hats.
    – Seth
    Dec 17, 2013 at 18:15
  • 3
    Meta is serious business, and you do not joke about serious things. Hats are a joke.
    – Alvar
    Dec 17, 2013 at 18:22
  • Meta needs hats. Its so drab and gray around here. Dec 17, 2013 at 18:25
  • 4
    @Alvar Meta is not only for things that are serious. Actually, if any goofing off happens on any site, it would be in meta.
    – Seth
    Dec 18, 2013 at 4:09

1 Answer 1


Because hats eat babies, and Meta is where the baby Ask Ubuntu's are born and raised.

Just for your sake however, I have retained a picture of a hatted Moderator, for your research. Do not attempt to find this creature as it will eat all of the babies in Meta and Ask Ubuntu will die.

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Tip: Mouse over the quote. But keep your seat belt on.

  • GAH! [redacted] has gone to the dark side! Dec 18, 2013 at 15:59
  • No giveaways :D
    – RolandiXor
    Dec 18, 2013 at 15:59

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