Why can't I wear a hat on my Ask Ubuntu Meta Account?
Meta hates hats.– SethDec 17, 2013 at 18:15
3Meta is serious business, and you do not joke about serious things. Hats are a joke.– AlvarDec 17, 2013 at 18:22
Meta needs hats. Its so drab and gray around here.– RPiAwesomenessDec 17, 2013 at 18:25
4@Alvar Meta is not only for things that are serious. Actually, if any goofing off happens on any site, it would be in meta.– SethDec 18, 2013 at 4:09
Because hats eat babies, and Meta is where the baby Ask Ubuntu's are born and raised.
Just for your sake however, I have retained a picture of a hatted Moderator, for your research. Do not attempt to find this creature as it will eat all of the babies in Meta and Ask Ubuntu will die.
Tip: Mouse over the quote. But keep your seat belt on.
GAH! [redacted] has gone to the dark side! Dec 18, 2013 at 15:59
No giveaways :D Dec 18, 2013 at 15:59