Just so you understand why.
This guy, is Asterix:
Asterisk on the other hand is an open source PBX software.
Done an done.
Here's a poem by Omar Khayyam to get the minimum character count.
Dreaming when dawn's left Hand was in the sky
I heard a voice within the tavern cry,
"Awake, my little ones, and fill the cup
before life's liquor in its cup be dry."