"Help me please", "anticipated thanks", "my immortal and cool name", taglines, salutations, etc. are just noise, they don't add anything to the question and should go. Also, check tagging and title when proposing suggested edits, fix as many problems as you can find in the post.
Relevant What should be edited out of the questions/anwers/posts in general?What should be edited out of the questions/anwers/posts in general?
