Max Muster

G                C               G
Well I've been a bachelor all my life
I thought the time had come to take a wife
   C                      G             Em
So I moved to the city to find myself a mate
      A7                            D7
But I get all confused when I start looking for a date

   G                C             G
Oh I can't tell the boys from the girls
And friends it's really messing up my world
     C                             G
They all wear long hair and bouncy curls
      D                            G
And I can't tell the boys from the girls

                      C                G
I walked in a picture show and found a seat
This pretty little thing sat down in front of me
         C                           G              Em
I leaned over and asked her if she'd like some company
      A7                          D7
But I nearly died when she turned out to be a he

Repeat #2

                        C           G
I'm going to leave this city and go home
I guess I'll stay single from now on
      C                              G           Em
But I won't make the same mistake by coming here again
      A7                        D7
Cause I can't tell difference between the hers and hims
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