I'd like to gather a list of boilerplate comments (AKA canned responses) for Ask Ubuntu which can be used in combination with the awesome [Pro-forma comments][1] userscript.

Post suggestions too, you are not required to use the script.

Please wrap your comments into a code-block for easier copying.


  [1]: https://stackapps.com/questions/2116/pro-forma-comments "Pro-forma comments"