I have just visited every page in the FAQ, hoping to get my 1st badge. But it didn't reward me one. I was all ready then I went to my home page (user page) and it wasn't there. Now I am not hard anymore and need to warm back up when I get a badge. Can someone me how to get the badge?

It's the second one down by the way. I can't remember the name. It's all a blur and I was too excited to remember the names.

plus why did you take out the bit where i tell everyone i spread chocolate around my body? i want to tell people how i feel about this and in turn how dissapointed