Well I wrote a little Python script to do this. Relies on BeautifulSoup (package: python-beautifulsoup available from all good repositories right now for free).
Update: This version inserts hyperlinks for the questions and users. This should be more useful for people actually getting to the site but if you don't want to that, click the "edited at time" link and you can see the previous revisions.
Update 2: I've written a quick tutorial on the basics behind what I'm doing here, explaining what's going on in a slightly simplified model: Scraping websites with Python.
There's some pretty crazy python in here that beginners might not comprehend. I think in Python's list comprehension model now so things end up getting compacted pretty tightly. Roll on 8 lines of heaven!
from BeautifulSoup import BeautifulSoup
import urllib2
output = ' == Top User Questions == \n'
for q in BeautifulSoup(urllib2.urlopen('http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/?tab=week')).findAll('h3')[:5]:
output = '%s\n * [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com%s|%s]]' % (output, q.contents[0]['href'], q.contents[0].string)
contribs = ['[[%s|%s]]' % (u.contents[0]['href'], u.contents[0].string) for u in BeautifulSoup(urllib2.urlopen('http://stackexchange.com/leagues/31/week/ubuntu')).findAll('h2')[1:6]]
output = '%s\n\nPeople Contributing the best questions and answers this week: %s and %s' % (output, ', '.join(contribs[0:4]), contribs[4])
print output
Actual output:
oli@bert:~/Desktop$ python se-top.py
== Top User Questions ==
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3378/my-processor-is-64-bit-does-that-mean-i-need-the-amd64-image|My processor is 64-bit - does that mean I need the amd64 image?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3553/if-apt-get-from-2020-existed-what-one-project-would-you-install|If apt-get-from-2020 existed, what one project would you install? ]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3335/why-might-i-want-to-use-a-clipboard-manager|Why might I want to use a clipboard manager?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3326/why-are-notifications-so-low|Why are notifications so low?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3541/can-not-paste-into-terminal|Can not paste into terminal]]
People Contributing the best questions and answers this week: [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/449/oli|Oli]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/458/richard-holloway|Richard Holloway]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/41/marco-ceppi|Marco Ceppi]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/866/fluteflute|fluteflute]] and [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/935/jan-claeys|Jan Claeys]]
Edit 15: I saw Javier's comment about getting just this week's top-voted threads and challenged myself to do it. I also went a little further overboard... The script will now automatically copy the output to the clipboard and send you a notification to let you know when you can paste. Should make it possible to just be a launcher for somebody to double-click.
This version requires one more dependency (xsel for copying to the clipboard): sudo apt-get install python-beautifulsoup xsel
import urllib2, StringIO, gzip, json, time, os
from BeautifulSoup import BeautifulSoup
output = ' == Most Active Questions == \n' # (votes + answers + comments)
for q in BeautifulSoup(urllib2.urlopen('http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/?tab=week')).findAll('h3')[:5]:
output = '%s\n * [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com%s|%s]]' % (output, q.contents[0]['href'], q.contents[0].string)
output = '%s\n\n == Top Voted New Questions == \n' % output # top by votes only
api_url = 'http://api.ubuntu.stackexchange.com/1.0/questions?sort=votes&order=desc&pagesize=5&fromdate=%s' % int(time.time() - 604800)
source = urllib2.urlopen(api_url).read()
for q in json.loads(gzip.GzipFile(fileobj=StringIO.StringIO(source)).read())['questions'][:5]:
output = '%s\n * [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/%s/|%s]]' % (output, q['question_id'], q['title'])
contribs = ['[[%s|%s]]' % (u.contents[0]['href'], u.contents[0].string) for u in BeautifulSoup(urllib2.urlopen('http://stackexchange.com/leagues/31/week/ubuntu')).findAll('h2')[1:6]]
output = '%s\n\nPeople Contributing the best questions and answers this week: %s and %s' % (output, ', '.join(contribs[0:4]), contribs[4])
print output
# Why stop there?! Let's copy this to the clipboard and spring a notification!
os.popen('xsel', 'wb').write(output)
os.system("notify-send 'Yo! When you next paste, you will be pasting the awesome scores from the Ubuntu StackExchange website.'")
Output
== Most Active Questions ==
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3553/if-apt-get-from-2020-existed-what-one-project-would-you-install|If apt-get-from-2020 existed, what one project would you install? ]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3378/my-processor-is-64-bit-does-that-mean-i-need-the-amd64-image|My processor is 64-bit - does that mean I need the amd64 image?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3541/can-not-paste-into-terminal|Can not paste into terminal]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3690/linux-alternative-to-photoshop-or-paint-net|Linux Alternative to Photoshop or Paint.NET]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3697/how-to-install-fonts-in-ubuntu| How to install fonts in Ubuntu?]]
== Top Voted New Questions ==
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3554/|How to make my proxy settings change depending on the network I connect to ?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3503/|Best way to cache apt downloads on a LAN?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3530/|What's happening with windicators?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3539/|How can I make and distribute an Ubuntu screensaver?]]
* [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/questions/3750/|What precautions should I take when exposing my Ubuntu desktop directly to the internet?]]
People Contributing the best questions and answers this week: [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/449/oli|Oli]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/866/fluteflute|fluteflute]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/41/marco-ceppi|Marco Ceppi]], [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/458/richard-holloway|Richard Holloway]] and [[http://ubuntu.stackexchange.com/users/235/jorge-castro|Jorge Castro]]