My problem is that I want to delete my account. Very simple. How?
I've scheduled your account for deletion. It'll take 24 hours, because they do.
But because I can't help myself, and if it takes, it might actually do your some good in life, I suggest trying to avoid being a complete spanner when you ask for something. You might be behind a keyboard and a screen, but you're asking a person to do something for you. Treat them with a little respect and they'll be much more likely to help you.
Anyway. Good luck in your next digital life.
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